Jonathan by John
At an early age Mister Saunders fell asleep roadside in a pickup truck on the way to visit the site of the Battle at Gettysburg in Pennsylvania. While asleep he experienced a calling from the ghost of Timothy O’Sullivan in a dream. Ever since this dream, Mister Saunders continues to roam the country making images and telling stories, some of which are even true. Mister Saunders continues to suffer from insomnia to this day and often the results can be read online on various websites. Mister Saunders hobbies include seeking out awkward social situations, collecting playing cards, losing English sporting clay tournaments and reading your blog. His images sometimes appear in magazines like TIME, People and Forbes much to the delight and dismay of his parents and others that know him. Mister Saunders would like nothing more then to photograph you, so send him an email, as he gets lonely.
John by Jonathan
You know John, maybe not really, but upon meeting him, you’re going to think you’ve met him before but you haven’t, he doesn’t get out that much. You may have asked him for directions if you were lost in Manhattan, he’s that guy and he knows it. Chances are he gave you the wrong directions to secretly amuse himself and get back at you for thinking he is that guy. If you were one of the many young attractive women that may have approached him for these directions and made the mistake of calling him sir, you can rest assured that you certainly got the wrong directions. John’s work regularly appears on the walls of his house but is almost exclusively exhibited on the walls of his brain. John’s hobbies include watching his wife and daughter give him looks, fantasies of rolling bums in subways for their change, teaching you to ride motorcycles and feigning interest in his waitresses day to an absurd level. John fancies himself the every man’s raconteur.